My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
