I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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