he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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