didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
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