We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
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