I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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