My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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