I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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