I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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