We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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