I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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