Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
