Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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