I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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