He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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