I wish I only lived at night.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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