hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I forget how to act sober
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