I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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