Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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