I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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