the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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