She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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