so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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