Walk of Shame. In a state park.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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