I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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