you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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