I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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