p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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