Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
not ubering you a puppy
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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