Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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