i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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