How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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