im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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