whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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