"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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