I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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