Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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