You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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