So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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