I hate all girls vehemently.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
how does that bad decision feel?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
Randomize
