What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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