Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
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