We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
3 2 1 whiskey
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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