hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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