You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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