I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i wish my penis had a tongue
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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