just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I need a beard to bite.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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