There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
