Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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