i just had sex bonerless
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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